Newly appointed General “Wild Bill” Hodge has announced that Action Sports Media has officially purchased the Big Orange Army. “It’s the perfect time for Action Sports Media to enter the fruit wars, now that we have all the spare time from losing the University of Tennessee marketing account” says Hodge, “and we’ll be able catch…
Day: October 26, 2006
Prominent Knoxvillian receives Tennessee’s first DUI while riding a Segway
A prominent Knoxville man was stopped outside Preservation Pub on Market Square yesterday after multiple complaints that he had run over several peoples’ toes with his Segway. The officer on duty says the offending gentleman was very polite, and seemed to really enjoy seeing women take their shoes off to check for damaged toes while…