The largest lead manufacturer in China rocked the Shanghai stock exchange today when it announced a full recall of all materials produced over the past three years. Reports indicate that an unacceptable number of toys have been found mixed within the lead, causing unacceptable danger to those responsible for smelting. It is possible that the…
Day: August 15, 2007
NASA to leave Space Shuttle in orbit, schedules mission to place cinder blocks underneath
NASA announced earlier today that the Space Shuttle Endeavour cannot be made safe for a return flight home, and will be left in orbit indefinitely. “An emergency mission has been scheduled for October to place a series of cinder blocks underneath the disable shuttled,” says Mission Control PR spokesperson Bubba Spacely. “I’ve had my ’87…