AP reports today indicate that Mayor Mike Ragsdale has undergone elective surgery to have his head replaced with a Magic 8-Ball, eliminating his need for pesky advisors. This is a risky move and we wanted to know if this truly is the case, if it’s safe, and if it could really improve how Knox County…
Day: June 16, 2008
Supreme Court Wire
In a unanimous decision today, the Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” In another case, the Court refused to hear Belgium’s claim that American horse meat is way better than other horse meat. US horse meat factories will now have to switch to ass meat, which is a bit…
Courts place daughter of Amy and Joshua Vandergriff in custody of Amy Winehouse
As various filings were made today for divorce and protection amongst the Vandergriff clan, the courts did the only thing they could do in order to protect the 7-year-old daughter of the couple. To engender moral stability, they have placed the girl in the protective custody of Amy Winehouse.