Rumors are circulating that Fox and Farmer, a prominent Knoxville law firm that fell for a scam promising a 60% rate of return for mailing money out of state, has fallen prey to yet another scam. Sources say that they have invested heavily in a series of ocean front real estate developments throughout the state…
Month: August 2008
Maryville college eliminates desks to reduce usage of wood and plastic
Maryville College’s student body is in for several changes this fall, as environmental initiatives expand. As reported by the Knoxville News Sentinel, one of the first steps in this initiative was to remove trays from the dining area to cut waste. The biggest change yet, announced this morning, is the elimination of all desks from…
X-rated video shot in Tennessee park, deemed better viewing than Outsiders Inn
The recent filming of an X-rated video in a park somewhere in Bartlett, Tennessee would have raised eyebrows in the past. However, the fact that a “tramp” exposes herself on a playground has been deemed higher quality viewing than “Outsiders Inn” from CMT. According to the Parents Television Council, at least the X-rated video shows…
Halls begins search for new “living goddess”
Religious authorities in Halls, Tennessee have begun the search for a girl who could be as young as nine or ten to serve as the new Kumari, or the virgin “living goddess”, in a centuries-old tradition to elevate one young girl each decade above the socioeconomic status at which she was born into. The process…
Knox County candidates to undergo steroid and sex testing
An unnamed Knoxville attorney and Boss Hogg impersonator has requested that all candidates for 2008 elections undergo sex testing. For weeks now, members of a special ‘genital committee’ have been designing a special laboratory to determine the sex of any candidates taking part in this year’s election. “Suspected candidates will be evaluated from their external…