Month: November 2008

In response to the continued economic uncertainty and bleak outlook of consumers, the FDIC’s Board of Directors has voluntarily offered to approved IOU’s written “in good faith while sober, as long as they are not offered in exchange of sexual favors.” According to the General Counsel’s opinion, this should allow those without cash or credit…

Shortly after David Keith announced that he is suing people because he no longer has a career, he was spotted at the Cedar Bluff exit offering to act for spare change. Although this will likely pay better than his current career, it could prove to be a very humbling experience as few people have actually…

I tried to come up with something to make fun of UT Football, but Fulmer beat me to it with the Homecoming game.

The Knoxville News Sentinel has announced that they are no longer in the business of providing content, and have let go of 13 members of the news staff. As more readers move from the printed paper to the online edition, this is described as a natural transition. According to the Sentinel, original content from reporters…

America overwhelmingly voted for change today, electing one Barack Obama as President of the United States. Obama ran on a campaign pledge of “change,” although it was never clear exactly what change was promised. Tonight, Obama’s campaign revealed that each and every American will receive three quarters, a dime, two nickels, and six pennies. The…

Starbucks and Krispy Kreme recently made announcements to lure in voters, each are giving away free product to all those that step up and vote in the 2008 Presidential Election. Making a similar announcement, Knoxville Area Rescue Ministries today announced that they will provide a second bowl of soup to any homeless individual that votes…

Coming down to the wire for election day, Barack Obama has found a way to lure undecided Tennessee voters. “I’ve promised to fix everything else in the world, so I promise to also fix the University of Tennessee football program. We’ll create a system the equally redistributes the talented players and coaches throughout the SEC,…

After successfully kicking skeptical reporters off the Obama campaign plane, the Obama campaign has decided to remove skeptical voters from the equation throughout the heavily contested battleground states. Reports first came from Ohio as a series of vans circled shopping centers and abducted anyone not wearing an Obama pin or sporting an Obama decal on…