After relocating to Knoxville from New York, reportedly due to the rent being too damn high, former New York gubernatorial candidate Jimmy McMillan decided late Thursday to run for mayor of Knoxville. “I heard about the debate, and decided I’d throw in my voice,” he explained. “There are lots of things in Knoxville that are…
Day: July 29, 2011
Walmart launches ‘Walk of Shame’ line of clothing
Inspired by the success of their Miley Cyrus line of clothing, Walmart is launching a new ‘Walk of Shame’ line. A spokesperson for Walmart states that “….the line is basically an extension of the Miley Cyrus line, as her fans have reached a nicely promiscuous age. Studies have shown that 80% of the clothing purchases…