Unless you live under a rock, you have heard by now about Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shooting a fellow hunter last week. But what you may not know is that this was not the first sporting accident where Cheney caused grief for other people. Knoxpatch.com research interns have discovered that in addition to shooting somebody, Cheney: knocked over a small child while roller skating; while bowling, he crossed into someone else’s lane thus causing them to miss the pins altogether; while playing Pac-Man in 1985, he broke a joystick and blamed it on a Michael Jackson look-alike; he once did a cannonball off a high dive, splashing a young woman wearing a new silk shirt; he swapped his former employer’s shampoo with a bottle of glue after a spirited game of racquetball; last but not least, he once failed to clean up after his horse, and an unsuspecting secrect service agent stepped in it. As you can see, Cheney is a menace who must be stopped.
