Employees of IT Solutions were traumatized today with the knowledge that their efforts over the past two years have been focused on building chicken-coops. Although much of the daily routine was handled on a series of computers, ‘special tasks’ were often assigned to employees that would disappear for weeks at a time before returning to their respective computers. The facade was recently broken when Darian Barens looked into what he thought was a supply closet for a Mountain Dew. The ‘supply closet’ was actually a doorway to the main chicken-coop where 1000s of disgruntled chickens were found.
