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Knoxville Growth Plan calls for recruitment of Superhero

Posted on June 19, 2011 by Brehd Patchley

A new City of Knoxville growth plan has been released, stressing a call for a local Superhero. According to the plan, the the major differences between Gotham, Metropolis and Knoxville is the lack of a crusader.

On paper, Knoxville has most of the amenities needed by a typical superhero. A corrupt police department, increased crime, and plenty of vacant buildings to use for solitude are already in place.

Those interested in becoming a sidekick are encouraged to post pictures of themselves in tights on Facebook, hoping to lure higher quality Superheroes to the area.

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