Daniel Lasris attempted to break the Guiness Word Record for body painting today, and set a completely different record.
The goal was to bring in 950 people to be painted to make an American Flag. Participation, however, provided less than 50 bodies, not even enough to represent the stars in the flag. Missing his goals by approximately 95% has allowed Lasris into the record books for the most miserable attempt at getting into the record books.