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Monday, October 26, 2020

Jimmy Haslam / Pilot Flying J offers to buy back fuel to appease complainants

Although they still maintain that they aren't saying that they did or did not do anything wrong, sources close to Knoxpatch.com writers tell us...

Modern Maya people respond to US Presidential elections

In response to the US Presidential elections, the remaining modern Maya people have issued a collective statement on behalf of their elders. "Told you...

Dewey defeats Truman

A simple reminder to all the press, bloggers, and opinionated people like myself. Nobody yet knows what is going to happen. If you haven't...

Judge Baumgartner’s counsel responds to allegations of using other lawyer’s closing statements

As pointed out by the Knoxville News Sentinel, Don Bosch, Judge Baumgartner's attorney, made liberal use of other trial lawyer's closing statements this past...

Feral hamsters a growing concern in Lenoir City

In Lenoir City, feral hamsters are a growing problem that residents say must be dealt with. "It started in the 80's, when the popularity...

Disney acquires rights to Live At Five At Four, announces sequels

On the heels of acquiring the Lucasfilm Ltd library, which includes Star Wars and Indiana Jones, Disney announced early this morning that they have...

Tennessee Valley shedding water at an alarming rate

A new study indicates that the Tennessee Valley is shedding water at an alarming rate.  If nothing is done to stop it, all water...

Chattanooga to be renamed ‘Chatlanta’

It's more than just talk. Chattanooga is to be renamed 'Chatlanta', becoming a suburb of Atlanta, GA. It all began with plans for Chattanooga...

Meth tourism gaining popularity in East Tennessee

With the unbridled success of the Meth Trail, which started last year across rural counties of East Tennessee, many county governments are looking to...

Ten more shops closed for selling synthetic herbs

After cracking down on so-called "head shops" for selling synthetic marijuana, the Knoxville Police Department and District Attorney General's Office began cracking down on...