TENNESSEE (KP) – Oodles, owned by embattled entrepreneur Scott West, has failed a recent health inspection due to a massive Smurf infestation.
According to Oodles Chef, Bruce Bogartz, it has been impossible to get the Smurfs out of the building. â€œThey are simply drawn to the mushrooms that Scott was growing in the back room. First we saw a couple of themâ€¦they were suddenly everywhere. A mushroom field of this size is like a giant Smurf condo.â€
Being shy creatures, it was nearly impossible to reach any Smurfs for comment. Only Papa Smurf would go on record, with this comment. â€œIf you want to help downtown Knoxville, get out and have a drink or something to eat at Oodles or Preservation Pub. Now, leave me the Smurf alone!â€