Late yesterday evening, Martha Bluewhistle arrived home to prepare dinner for her husband, Ed. After the beef had browned in the pan, she realized it was very quiet around the house. She called for her husband but got no answer. She then remembered he was out in the garage working on some new plumbing. Martha…
Day: December 13, 2002
Mayor Ashe unveils new line of designer underwear
Politicians often find outside interests and revenue sources after terms in office. Most recently we’ve seen President Clinton debate a televised talk show and Tennessee Senator Fred Thompson on Law & Order. Putting an end to rampant speculation Mayor Victor Ashe has made public his plans to launch a line of designer underwear. Sporting simple…
President Bush changes title to President of United States / Corporate Manager of Iraq
Under mounting pressure to show progress against Saddam Hussein and Iraq, President Bush has taken a dramatic step. The United States is attempting a corporate takeover of Iraq, pending final approval of the FCC and United Nations. If the merger is successful, President Bush will temporarily assume the title of Corporate Manager of Iraq. Once…
Location for Market Square restrooms decided
After much debate, the location of restroom facilities for Market Square has been decided. The location of restrooms in the square was very important, but was somewhat controversial. Local businesses did not want to be inconvenienced by having potential customers visit their facilities to use their restrooms. Also, decision-influencers wanted to keep the ever-critical line-of-site…