KnoxPatch.com is the brainchild of two Knoxville native sons, Bjorn Knoxley and Brehd Patchley. They celebrate Knoxville’s wide variety of cultural activities, modern progressive attitude towards city development, fair and balanced local press, and West Knoxville expansion.
Many of the opinions expressed on this site are the opinions of Bjorn and Brehd only, and nobody else should be held accountable, unless you can get them to admit to it.
Let Knoxpatch Bjorn and Brehd take you on an epic journey through Knoxville, time, and history. Sit back, relax, and click-click-click. And be forewarned, Bjorn has even been known to argue with a weed.
Copyright Notice
Knoxpatch.com is part satirical newspaper and part guide to the city of Knoxville, TN. Knoxpatch.com invents the names used in all its satirical stories, except in cases when public figures or organizations are being satirized or commented upon. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.
The content of this web site is © Copyright 2002-2999 by Knoxpatch.com, and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without our expressed written consent.
The Fine Print (Satire Disclosure)
Knoxpatch.com is a satire and parody publication, continuously delivering Knoxville news, satire, and abuse to your desktop since 2002. Our articles are works of fiction and humor. They are not news reporting, and no statement in them should be understood as fact. Quotes are invented. Statistics are invented. The Brewery Enumeration Committee is invented, although the count really is somewhere between 24 and 38.
Where real public figures, companies, or institutions appear, they do so as subjects of satirical commentary on their public roles and actions — a use protected by the First Amendment, a document one of our subjects once tried to settle by disabling comments. All other names, characters, and events are products of the authors’ imagination, and any resemblance to actual persons is coincidental, accidental, or a genuinely unsettling surprise to us as well.
If you believe something you read here is true, please check a real news outlet. If it turns out to be true anyway, we apologize; that keeps happening.