Governor Cuomo exclaims, “I thought it meant happy people!”


Just hours after signing the controversial Marriage Equality Act into law, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo was overheard telling confidants, “I thought it meant happy people!”

According to a statement from Cuomo, he was simply hoping to allow happy, or ‘gay’ people marry. “All the married people I know are simply miserable, I just assumed letting gay people marry would increase the happiness level of our fine state.