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September 10th Memorial to open

Posted on September 28, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

Due to the extreme popularity of the recent September 11th exhibit, the East Tennessee Historical Society has announced plans to create the nation’s first September 10th exhibit. Exhibit organizers promise to showcase thousands of items that do not include the phrase ‘Pre 9-11.’ Although a commitment has not yet been received, the intention is to…

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Gay Street Bridge reopens, nobody notices

Posted on September 20, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

Knoxville faced the tragic closure of the Gay Street Bridge in February of 2001. Since that time, an approximate $16 million dollars has been spent to renovate the 107-year-old structure. Expecting a surge of public sentiment and excitement, the City of Knoxville reopened the bridge at 11:59 PM on Easter with a private showing of…

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Knoxville to host 2005 National GED Prom

Posted on September 20, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

Knoxville has been chosen to host the 2005 First Annual National GED Prom, a new event designed to assist those receiving a GED to experience all the special moments that typically are associated with high school. Event organizers are unsure as to how many will attend the Prom, but promise enough activity to provide a…

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Hurricane Ragsdale brewing over Fort Loudon Lake

Posted on September 10, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

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Southern Lights form over Knoxville

Posted on September 10, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

A freak combination of natural and man-made occurrences has led to what may become the largest tourist attraction in the state of Tennessee, what is quickly becoming known as the “Southern Lights” over Knoxville. It appears that a mixture of cigarette smoke and beer fumes coming from the “Jacks or Better” trailer park on Clinton…

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Six Flags Over Elkmont coming soon

Posted on September 10, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

Theme Park company Six Flags, Inc. announced plans late last week to convert the controversial Elkmont area of the Greak Smoky Mountains into a new Six Flags theme park. Titled Six Flags Over Elkmont, the park will provide beautiful vistas of the area from the high points of several large roller coasters and free fall…

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Sundown In the City to feature GWAR

Posted on September 10, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

GWAR member Hymenstraready to entertain. Keeping with the “Sundown In the City” mantra of providing entertainment for the entire family, organizers just announced that later in the summer, GWAR will headline the event. The date has yet to be announced, but is expected to coincide with Independence Day celebrations. GWAR, a metal band, puts on…

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Dust bunny exhibit to open at Knoxville Convention Center

Posted on September 10, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

Artist’s rendition of a dust bunny. After a year with almost no business, a large collection of dust bunnies has been discovered at the Knoxville Convention Center. One resourceful employee, Kelley Smith, saw opportunity where others only saw the need for a dustbsuter. “Rather than clean this stuff up, why not make this a destination…

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KPD embraces trolley system

Posted on September 10, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

Drastic cutbacks to the city budget have forced the KPD to utilize the downtown trolley system. This move will not only present monthly savings but will provide a much-needed short-term cash infusion by allowing for an auction of many pre-owned police vehicles. Although the new system will present a series of challenges, the new City…

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Loudon County resident in a celebrity tizzy

Posted on August 7, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

Lenoir City Resident Forrest Lyttle is upset that he has never met Dolly Parton. The cross-country trucker claims that he talks to people everywhere he goes, and, no matter where he is, no matter how remote the location, someone has encountered the famous country music diva. “Hit’s like she don’t want to meet me,” says…

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Knoxpatch FAQ

Posted on July 20, 2004September 29, 2016 by Bjorn Knoxley

In the short time that Knoxpatch.com has been online we have been asked several questions by our visitors. Some of the most frequent questions, and the answers, can be found below. Q. Is [some story] for real? A.Probably not, unless it’s a review. Of course it could be based on a true story. Like the…

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The 2nd annual

Posted on July 1, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

The 2nd annual “By the Rivers of Babylon, A Celebration of Cultures in a Time of Continued Turmoil” festival has been scheduled for June 19th 2004 at the Sacred Heart Complex in Knoxville, Tennessee. At least five hundred individuals attended the festival in 2003, introducing the Knoxville community to the wonderful treasures of Middle Eastern…

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Local man uses GPS to find Sunsphere

Posted on June 10, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

Knoxville Native Jack Valance found his way to the Sunsphere differently than most folks do. He recently purchased a Garman eMap Global Positioning System (GPS) unit and wanted to test it, so he had a friend go downtown and mark the Sunsphere as a “way point,” a sort of GPS bookmark. The friend brought the…

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Customer, employee argue over semantics

Posted on June 10, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

Wayne Butler stopped by Wendy’s on Cedar Bluff last Monday afternoon for some lunch. He was not very hungry, so only ordered a salad and small sweet tea. Paul Brown, the cashier, promptly told Butler they did not have a small sized soft drink, only medium, large, and “Biggie.” Witnesses say Butler stared at Brown…

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Ice Bears to get new theme song

Posted on June 10, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

In an effort to spawn better response by attendees to advertisers and to enhance concession sales for next season, the Ice Bears have adopted a new theme song. The Fast Food Rockers “Fast Food Song” will become the official song of the Ice Bears next fall. The song will be played at the beginning and…

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