World Beard & Mustache Championship tainted by Latisse doping

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The 2011 World Beard & Mustache Championships were brought to a hair raising halt. There was alleged Latisse doping from the United States Team, based in Knoxville.

Officials noticed the telltale signs of Latisse doping in the Tennessee based team, such as discolored lips, thicker than normal beards and mustaches, and rotting teeth.

“The use of Latisse, similar to the use of steroids in other sports, has been banned in this contest,” stated WBMC spokesperson Must Tache, ” But you have those who want to win at any cost.”