The new convention center in downtown Knoxville was designed from start to finish to be a reflection of the artistry, culture, and heritage of the area. From the tile mosaic of the Smokies to the trout-themed escalator area, every aspect of the convention center was painstakingly planned. Bill Landry, of the Heartland Series, was consulted…
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2006 Winter Olympics may be moved to Knoxville
The International Olympic Committee (IOC) is rumored to have held a secret meeting early this week to discuss moving the 2006 Winter Olympics from Torino, Italy to Knoxville. When the vote was originally cast (June 19, 1999) for Torino, the new Knoxville convention center had not yet been completed. Now, due to its completion and…
Teens arrested for electrofishing at I.C. King Park
Late Sunday, two teens were arrested on the I.C. King Park bike trail while fleeing officers. According to the report filed by Officer Billy Doyle, the youths had been electrofishing from a small boat just offshore. When confonted by the patrol boat, they oared straight to shore and ran for their truck, which failed to…
Chris Whittle unveils plans for the ‘Edisphere’
Our sources indicate that Chris Whittle is in second-round negotiations to purchase Knoxville’s most famous landmark, the Sunshpere. Chris, founder and chairman of Whittle Communications (sold to K-III Communications in 1994) and founder of Edison Schools (1992) apparently intends to bring one of the successful Edison Schools to Downtown Knoxville. ‘Although the Sunsphere is not…
Knoxville mouse files lawsuit after being injured reenacting scenes from Stuart Little II
A Knoxville-native mouse, disclosed only as ‘Jerry’ by court-appointed lawyers, filed a lawsuit on July 26th alleging that the movie ‘Stuart Little II’ was harmful to his health. Hours after attending the movie that he reportedly looked forward to for weeks, even saving his allowance to take the entire family, ‘Jerry’ rushed out to play…
Ice fishers convention scheduled for Knoxville
Knoxville planners designed the Knoxville Convention Center to draw outside dollars to East Tennessee and early indicators point to better than expected success. The National Ice Fishing Association (NIFA), has announced that the 2003 NIFA convention will be held in Knoxville, TN. The convention is scheduled for August of 2003. When asked why Knoxville was…
University of Tennessee Expands Athletic Offerings With Addition of NASCAR
To boost the lagging popularity of the UT Athletic Department, NASCAR will be added to the lineup of sports offerings in 2004. UT Athletics states that football remains popular but a measurable decrease exists regarding student involvement with volleyball, lacrosse, ballroom dancing, and calf-roping. Renovations to Tom Black Track will begin in the summer of…
City of Knoxville Unveils Plans For Mount Knoxville
The City of Knoxville has unveiled plans for Mount Knoxville in an attempt to capitalize on the high number of tourists visiting Sevierville and maximize the impact of the new increased sales tax through souvenir sales. The plans call for a large sculpture (likened to Mount Rushmore) to be cut into Sharps Ridge, just miles…
2003 Knoxville mayoral candidate list adds celebrity
The list of names in the running for Knoxville’s 2003 mayoral race continues to grow. Several impressive names have either joined or expressed interest to date, including Bill Haslam, Bud Gilbert, Mike Ragsdale, and Tom Varlan. In a surprise twist a national celebrity has entered the race. Spaceghost made public his intention to enter the…
Local artist to display armored vehicle
Knoxville artist Hank Jessup plans to unveil his latest creation on Market Square next weekend. He was reluctant to speak to reporters about it, but after $45 worth of drinks at Macleod’s, he spoke freely to Knoxpatch.com for about three hours. “Honestly, it was inspired by something, but I can’t remember at the moment,” slurred…
Carp numbers on the decline; Naturalist worried
Naturalist Bev Scarboro has been studying Knoxville’s riverfront aquatic life for the past 30 years. According to her studies, carp numbers peaked during the 1982 World’s Fair, when children from around the world bought carp food and sprinkled it to hungry carp waiting below the TVA exhibit. Carp food machines were conveniently located around the…
Organizational meeting of anonymous K2Kers held at Wendy’s
A group of anonymous K2K list members got together at Wendy’s by Walker Springs for a support meeting Wednesday evening at 6:30. The organizer, Mr. Björn Knöxley, was unable to tell exactly how many people showed up. “I saw a potted plant move, and I’m pretty sure that was Brehd Patchley. There were several people…
You Could Be Interviewed Here
If you’ve made it to this point you definitely have some opinion about KnoxPatch. We want to talk to you about it. Were you born here? Did you escape from Ohio like 14.6567% of our current residents? If you would be willing to share your thoughts and ideas please let us know via the handy-dandy…
Taco Bell test markets ‘City-Cups’ to increase voter turnout
Recent years have shown dramatic declines in voter turnout throughout the United States. In an impressive show of civic-duty Yumm Foods, parent company of Taco Bell, has announced the introduction of new ‘City-Cups’ that will be test marketed in Knoxville, Tennessee. Each ‘City-Cup’ will feature biographical information regarding local political candidates. In the months leading…
KRAP to be offered In 2003
Knoxville’s performing arts organizations are joining forces for one giant performance in 2003 rather than producing individual seasons. This cost-cutting measure is required due to declining ticket sales and decreased grant support from Knox County and the City of Knoxville. Enormous savings will be incurred by avoiding costly individual performances. June 21st, 2003 will mark…