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Mayor Ashe unveils new line of designer underwear

Posted on December 13, 2002 by Bjorn Knoxley

Politicians often find outside interests and revenue sources after terms in office. Most recently we’ve seen President Clinton debate a televised talk show and Tennessee Senator Fred Thompson on Law & Order.

Putting an end to rampant speculation Mayor Victor Ashe has made public his plans to launch a line of designer underwear. Sporting simple designs and allowing a great deal of freedom, ‘Ashewear’ is created to make the owner feel both ‘frisky’ and safe…as if one was at home snuggling a teddy bear.

The current models undergoing a limited test-market phase at the Chapman Highway Goodwill are pictured at bottom of this page.

Upcoming additions to the ‘Ashewear’ line, depending on the popularity of the underwear, include a new four-beer drinking hat and a turtleneck condom.

Ashewear for women
Ashewear for men

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