Violent video games cause more than brats


A new report indicates that violent video games have caused more than you might have expected. In addition to bratty and obnoxious children and teens, violence in video games has led to:

  • The war in Iraq.
  • Iran’s nuclear aspirations.
  • Hillary Clinton’s facial expressions.
  • George Clooney.

Apparently the Bush administration, Iran’s mullahs, and Saddam met regularly to play network Halo and Grand Theft Auto and it escalated from there. It is rumored that Kim Jong Il was not invited, and feels jilted, but there is nothing to substantiate that claim.