I recently visited my favorite Knoxville Theatre. Regal’s location within West Town Mall. Since I am a major movie buff, I sit in this theatre at least once out of every two weeks. I’ve often noticed the handicapped seating and never thought anything of it. I’ve never actually seen anyone using the space. It’s one…
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Solution discovered for derelict properties
There has been some discussion among community members about what to do with derelict properties around town. This includes vacated strip malls, home improvement warehouses, schools, and Mrs. Winners. A recent study has shown that an ideal usage for these properties is to rent them, short termed, to book warehouses. Book warehouses offer thousands of…
Rationalists of East Tennessee declare “We’re right!”
In response to mounting negative community reaction to the Rationalists of East Tennessee, the organization released a statement yesterday. The purpose of the statement was to clarify their positions on, literally, everything: “As rationalists, it is our duty to inform the world how our superior intellect has given us insight into answers to the questions…
Moon Pie Hall of Fame coming to Knoxville
In an effort to bring even more tourists to Knoxville, efforts are underway to bring the Moon Pie Hall of Fame to the downtown area. Several other cities are trying to lure the Hall, including Soddy Daisy, Birmingham, and Bakersfield, CA. However, The Southern League of Moon Pie Eaters (SLMPE), who is developing the Hall,…
Knoxville mayor crosses street; confuses chickens
Knoxville mayor Victor Ashe crossed Gay Street this morning on his way to get a cup of coffee and distracted a group of chickens crossing the other way. It was not immediately apparent why the chickens were crossing the street at that time. There has been a ban on farm animals in the downtown area…