Thursday, September 20, 2018

Knox County candidates to undergo steroid and sex testing

An unnamed Knoxville attorney and Boss Hogg impersonator has requested that all candidates for 2008 elections undergo sex testing. For weeks now, members of...




Trump recorded singing the praises of lamb fries

In newly released recordings, Donald Trump was overheard lauding his guilty pleasure, lamb fries.  In the 1994 recording, Trump was overheard discussing his obsession...

Wikileaks previews latest Clinton data dump with

Ahead of their major announcement coming Tuesday, Wikileaks exclusively previewed several of the more interesting findings with today.  Through email, Julian Assange shared...

Randy Burleson buys Crown And Goose, plans conversion to Cheddar’s

This week, news emerged that Randy Burleson, owner of Knoxville favorites Aubrey's and Bistro By The Tracks, has purchased Old City's standout, The Crown...


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Could Nostradamus have predicted the fate of Universe Knoxville?

Michel de Nostradamus may have predicted the fate of Universe Knoxville long before anyone dreamed of its existence. A newly discovered quatrain, open to...

Snowflake spotted, city shuts down

The metropolitan Knoxville area was temporarily shut down this morning on rumors a snowflake had been spotted. News of the snowflake spread like wildfire...

Barber replaced by paper towels

Missy Cooley, a business owner and popular local by any standard, has been replaced by a giant package of Bounty paper towels. Cooley is...


Time traveling hippy stops in Knoxville

The time-traveling hippy stops in Knoxville.A time traveling hippy, known only as Hemp, made a stop in Knoxville over the weekend. Little is...

Local slumlords sue ghost