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Monday, January 16, 2017

Action Sports Media purchases Big Orange Army, plans attack on Florida

Newly appointed General "Wild Bill" Hodge has announced that Action Sports Media has officially purchased the Big Orange Army. "It's the perfect time for...




Trump recorded singing the praises of lamb fries

In newly released recordings, Donald Trump was overheard lauding his guilty pleasure, lamb fries.  In the 1994 recording, Trump was overheard discussing his obsession...

Wikileaks previews latest Clinton data dump with Knoxpatch.com

Ahead of their major announcement coming Tuesday, Wikileaks exclusively previewed several of the more interesting findings with Knoxpatch.com today.  Through email, Julian Assange shared...

Randy Burleson buys Crown And Goose, plans conversion to Cheddar’s

This week, news emerged that Randy Burleson, owner of Knoxville favorites Aubrey's and Bistro By The Tracks, has purchased Old City's standout, The Crown...


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Woman merges into traffic at exit #388, James White Parkway

The Tennessee Highway Patrol recently reported that Stacy Taylor has successfully merged her 1983 Toyota Celica into moderate traffic. Although the weather was perfect...

Man likes beef fried rice

Bernard Philips likes beef fried rice, more than any other Chinese food. "I eat it every chance I get," Philips explained, "and that is...

The 2nd annual

The 2nd annual "By the Rivers of Babylon, A Celebration of Cultures in a Time of Continued Turmoil" festival has been scheduled for June...


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